My definition of a homemaker is overly broad.
A homemaker is one who keeps the home and it's inhabitants.
I don't care if you are single, married, man, woman, gay, straight, childless, fur baby, mega family etc.. If you have ever cleaned a toilet in your abode your in.
Treat this post as a permanent linky to all the posts in my series
You might be a homemaker IF.....
Day 1: You think the removable toilet seat is the best thing since sliced bread
Day 2: You have a Command Center
Day 3: You have a Dish Loading Philosophy or Dish Washing System
Day 4:You are a CLEAN FREAK or if you know who the Fly Lady is and you want to hunt her down
Day 5: Sometimes you JUST WANT TO HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION
Day 6: You get positively giddy over the Sunday paper BECAUSE of the coupons
Day 7: You might be Crafty not Handy
Day 8: You BULK UP!
Day 9: You routinely have Squirrel Moments
Day 10: You have ever lusted after an Appliance
Day 11: You have a deep rooted obsession/addiction to pinterest
Day 12: You know where the best (fill in the blank)
Day 13: You ever wished Martha or Rachel would show up
Day 14: You hate the dreaded "What is for Dinner?" conversation
Day 15: You are Memory Maker or Memory Keeper
Day 16: You are familiar with all the homemaking Buzz words and phrases
Day 17: You are Everyone's Emergency Contact
Day 18: You got SPIRIT
Day 19: sometimes you feel a little like MacGyver or you believe Google is a homemakers best friend
Day 20: You get by with a little help from your friends
Day 21: You have a Side Gig
Day 22: You might have referred to your appliances as your servants
Day 23: You are adept at dealing with various bio hazards
Day 24: You have ever engaged in the make it or buy I debate over pancake mix
Day 25: You have referred to yourself as a Modern Day June Cleaver of said my super power is I make People
Day 26: Your Heroes are Bloggers
Day 27: Laundry is a Dirty Word
Day 28: You Know what to do with all those Pumpkin Seeds
Day 29: You have determined your worth. And that works out to about $96,000 for all your services
Day 30: You believe Home Ec skills need to be taught so everyone can conquer the world
Day 31: You have ever been ashamed to say aloud that you are a homemaker
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